Its Been Awhile PPL

How's life my fellow team MOOBS... Miss you guys. Hope that you all are doing just as well as i am :D

WAD?

I was in Leisure mall, Pelangi last week when this signboard caught my attention... lol

eewww...

cant believed it but ppl still do pee in public???

in a shopping centre???

FYI, this picture wasn't taken in a toilet.. haha

tot the CCTV was for safety purposes tho...

but it was actually to prevent ppl from urinating there... hehe

Apart from installing the CCTV...

(which oni films the ppl urinating)...

I suggest tt they put out posters lyk this wan and offer rewards to catch these...

PUBLIC URINATORS....

haha

The "Saviour"

Attention to ALL Farters*!!!

Thanks to the Cekur plant...

Excessive farting is not a problem anymore...

say goodbye to all stinky and awkward moments...

lol

* ppl with farting problems :-p
source : SSI biolagy lab

Be very careful...

Dear blog,
This is my first post.
Today is my birthday.
Lame crap, right?

Anyway, I just want to say to my fellow Crusty Crap bloggers, be careful.
Syafiqah looks at ppls' butt...
she stared at mine.. lol
btw... Your posts are all very interesting

MALAYSIA

my cousin from the USA came down about 2 months ago. all her friends asked her many questions. A few questions were valid . Eg. Do malaysians live in huts? Do Malaysians bathe in rivers? Well it did make me chuckle. But it did surprise me that not even one of her friends knew much about Malaysia. Why arent we recognized on the world stage. We relied too much on the Petronas twin towers for this fame. Even then some people dont even know about it. We relied to much on KLIA being one of the 10 largest airports in the world for fame. People know it more for being the most under utilized airport in the world. Where are we heading building all these huge infrastructures just to impress the world. We are still going unnoticed.

I must mention though that many people remember Malaysia or Malaysians for our stupidity. Not exactly our stupidity but the stupidity of the people concerned. A celebrity was on board Business Class in British Airways ( A Malaysian celebrity, I shall not mention who) when an air stewardess asked her " Madam, what would you like? Coffee or tea?". The celebrity(lets give her a name= Siti). Well Siti replied by saying coffee. The air stewardess asked her " How would you like your coffee?" Siti replied " In a cup". Oh my god. Who on earth would have said something that stupid. Well she ought to know that she is in business class of British Airways. They arent going to give it to her in a plastic bag.

It is really sad how Malaysia is recognised for the wrong things. Another example. Malaysia being the third rudest city in the world. How a Malaysian pilot was blamed for that huge crash in an airpost in Taipei.

Is Malaysia ever going to be recognised. Or like my tuition teacher says " Segala Impian Malaysia seperti WAWASAN 2020 hanya akan menjadi igauan."

Come on Malaysia lets go and make our country recognised for something.

Educational??

I was in Harris jusco tebrau city early dis year looking thru the cds...

educational???

huh?? lol

High Tech Granny

Society todae is getting soo high tech tt even the grannies are catching up fast... lol
heree is wad happened at the sauna just the other day...

> > > > THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA.

> > > > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

> > > > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

> > > > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END..

> > > > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYE BROWS AND STARED AT HER.

> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.

> > > > I'M GETTING A FAX!! > >