WAD?

I was in Leisure mall, Pelangi last week when this signboard caught my attention... lol

eewww...

cant believed it but ppl still do pee in public???

in a shopping centre???

FYI, this picture wasn't taken in a toilet.. haha

tot the CCTV was for safety purposes tho...

but it was actually to prevent ppl from urinating there... hehe

Apart from installing the CCTV...

(which oni films the ppl urinating)...

I suggest tt they put out posters lyk this wan and offer rewards to catch these...

PUBLIC URINATORS....

haha

The "Saviour"

Attention to ALL Farters*!!!

Thanks to the Cekur plant...

Excessive farting is not a problem anymore...

say goodbye to all stinky and awkward moments...

lol

* ppl with farting problems :-p
source : SSI biolagy lab

Be very careful...

Dear blog,
This is my first post.
Today is my birthday.
Lame crap, right?

Anyway, I just want to say to my fellow Crusty Crap bloggers, be careful.
Syafiqah looks at ppls' butt...
she stared at mine.. lol
btw... Your posts are all very interesting

MALAYSIA

my cousin from the USA came down about 2 months ago. all her friends asked her many questions. A few questions were valid . Eg. Do malaysians live in huts? Do Malaysians bathe in rivers? Well it did make me chuckle. But it did surprise me that not even one of her friends knew much about Malaysia. Why arent we recognized on the world stage. We relied too much on the Petronas twin towers for this fame. Even then some people dont even know about it. We relied to much on KLIA being one of the 10 largest airports in the world for fame. People know it more for being the most under utilized airport in the world. Where are we heading building all these huge infrastructures just to impress the world. We are still going unnoticed.

I must mention though that many people remember Malaysia or Malaysians for our stupidity. Not exactly our stupidity but the stupidity of the people concerned. A celebrity was on board Business Class in British Airways ( A Malaysian celebrity, I shall not mention who) when an air stewardess asked her " Madam, what would you like? Coffee or tea?". The celebrity(lets give her a name= Siti). Well Siti replied by saying coffee. The air stewardess asked her " How would you like your coffee?" Siti replied " In a cup". Oh my god. Who on earth would have said something that stupid. Well she ought to know that she is in business class of British Airways. They arent going to give it to her in a plastic bag.

It is really sad how Malaysia is recognised for the wrong things. Another example. Malaysia being the third rudest city in the world. How a Malaysian pilot was blamed for that huge crash in an airpost in Taipei.

Is Malaysia ever going to be recognised. Or like my tuition teacher says " Segala Impian Malaysia seperti WAWASAN 2020 hanya akan menjadi igauan."

Come on Malaysia lets go and make our country recognised for something.

Educational??

I was in Harris jusco tebrau city early dis year looking thru the cds...

educational???

huh?? lol

High Tech Granny

Society todae is getting soo high tech tt even the grannies are catching up fast... lol
heree is wad happened at the sauna just the other day...

> > > > THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING IN A SAUNA.

> > > > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

> > > > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

> > > > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END..

> > > > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYE BROWS AND STARED AT HER.

> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.

> > > > I'M GETTING A FAX!! > >

The truth about the novel 'The Pearl'

Do you know tt there was much conspiracy in the process where Kino tried selling the pearl??
Ever wondered who's the mastermind behind everything tt happened to kino??
Curious???

The truth is tt his brother Juan thomas is the real culprit behind everything.

''to Miss Sheela it pronounced as 'Juan' not WAN nor One''

he was the one who sent the trackers. the trackers didint do it out of greed, the are not evil nor cruel.
the were just doing their job. the were paid!!! By.... guess who Juan Thomas. can you ppl stop saying bad things about what they do.

They have a family too just like us. They work so hard just to put the food on the table for them.

Who says our English is teruk?

Who says our English is teruk.?

Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

Boarding a train in China

this is a video of how ppl board the train in China...
reali funny... lol... enjoy it... hehe

A bit of a correction

Well my dear friend joel who i am sure loves to amuse ppl fabricated lots of the story. let me enlighten you on what really happened. well you see. for some reason i have been finding it hard to grasp the modern maths topic earth as a sphere. so puan ling my maths teacher just happened to be asking me to store all that i had learnt in my memory......
the thing is , when she said 'Nicholas I want you to store this in your memory....' she seemed as if she wanted to add a word after memory. so i happened to be thinking abt the pituitary gland for some reason so i just said gland. with no excitement. i swear. it took my teacher quite a while to get it . same for me because all of a sudden my friend joel starts laughing and hitting my head. all of a sudden i was like 'oh crap' when i came to my senses that is. and the whole class didnt hear it. it was only a few guys. thats all.

Cheeky Cheeky

I was just browsing thru my history textbook and i found something reali interesting...

hehe...

Check out the man in the picture that has been circled...
That is what you call the "Chee Ko Pek" look...

*but the thing i dun reali get is, why is he looking at Tunku Abdul Rahman with that look??*

LOL..

Nicholas the PERVERT???

I was searching the net the other day and i couldn't believe my eyes at what i saw...
It all happened exactly a week ago...

Pn. Ling (our maths teacher) was in class teaching when she came near Nicky Gomez and said to the class, " Please store it in your memory........"

Nicky, with much excitement shouted, "Glands!!!"

there was sudden silence in the class...

MAMMARY GLANDS???

The teacher looked disgusted and the whole class burst out laughing.... LOL...

What an awkward situtation to be in... lolz...

Conclusion: NICHOLAS = PERVERT ;-P

Introduction

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